5 ways to avoid getting irritated

The previous post backfired.

So I’m going to try to remedy it.

5) Start singing the song:

I know a song that irritates you,
I know a song that irritates you,
I know a song that irritates you,
And the song goes like this: [pom pom pom]

How to counter: Get ear plugs. Or sing along! XD

4) Write stupid, random stuff on other people’s foolscap [preferable new] or books. To be done in PENCIL.

How to avoid: 看开点…

3) When person A is introducing their favourite character/ idol etc to friend B, cut off the A and tell B horrible stuff about the character that is untrue.

How to avoid: Agree in a VERY sarcastic tone. And afterwards when the irritant is gone tell B the truth~

2) To irritate people who have ponytails. Pull their rubber band every time you walk past them. Works wonders.

How to avoid: 以牙还牙 OR cut your hair OR tie a very tight ponytail OR bring A LOT of cheap rubber bands.

1) To irritate people who use slide phones often: Slide the phone EVERY TIME they use it. Works best if they are in the middle of composing SMSes.

How to avoid: Don’t get a slide phone! XD Confirm will work one XDXD